8. Cyberhumour

May-18-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: Three amusing parodies or comments on life online, and one essential viewing. Watch “Welcome to Life”, a hilariously brilliant summary of where current trends might take us. And really, the others are pretty good.

* Welcome to Life Youtube 2 minutes

* Sharing on the Internet Teddy Wayne  The New Yorker

…all I need to do is be self-referential about the technology you all use and I’ll replicate like the virus in “Contagion,” a movie that, if any of you saw it, will inspire you to now post me to the “Contagion” Facebook page. Look: “The Hunger Games,” “The Smurfs,” “ ‘The Smurfs’ Meets ‘Shame.’ ” This is too easy.

Hmm . . . What kind of ominous, doctored statistic can I make up? Did you know that twenty-four per cent of Facebook users have unwittingly divulged their credit-card information to third-party venders? Or that iPhone owners are more likely to suffer from thumb-stress-induced depression? Or that having an Android means you possess the gene for racism? True or not, you’ll post it, and fourteen of your friends will comment and repost it and feign concern about privacy issues and worry that they’re sad racists with carpal-tunnel syndrome, although they’ll stay online because they’re addicted and their lives are too humdrum for them to care about the protection thereof anyway.

What will Mark Zuckerberg do next? Who cares! You do, in an involuntary, Pavlovian way, which is why you’re reading me when you should be outdoors, talking with a loved one, listening to live music, knitting, doing nearly anything else! Make a limp statement about your technocratic dictator that masquerades as wit, you enslaved peon, and pass me on!

Interesting article—I’m referring to myself—about the death of bookstores and print media you just posted. Way to stave off the inevitable end in a gesture whose irony you seem to be only vaguely aware of. Put it on the “I Know the Difference Between Irony and Sarcasm” fan page!

* Traps pw0nd.com

* A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg  Borowitz Report

Dear Potential Investor:

For years, you’ve wasted your time on Facebook.  Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too. Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking.  How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s?

For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses.  Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep. Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.

…One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO?  Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion.  LOL.

Friend me,

Mark



9. Brains

May-18-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: Are we governed by unconscious processes? Neuroscience believes so – but two experts offer different views in the Observer. We look at how some flavours work better together than others, take one more spin at the ballerina illusion, and then – for those who were hoping for Zombies – we have Jordu Schell, master model maker for such classics as Predator 2, Bride Of The Re-Animator, The Guyver, Puppetmaster 2, Avatar, The Mist, Hellboy et al. Scary stuff….

* Who’s In Charge – You Or Your Brain? David Eagleman and Raymond Tallis The Observer

David Eagleman, neuroscientist at Baylor College of Medicine in Texas and bestselling author

It is clear at this point that we are irrevocably tied to the 3lb of strange computational material found within our skulls. The brain is utterly alien to us, and yet our personalities, hopes, fears and aspirations all depend on the integrity of this biological tissue. How do we know this? Because when the brain changes, we change. Our personality, decision-making, risk-aversion, the capacity to see colours or name animals – all these can change, in very specific ways, when the brain is altered by tumours, strokes, drugs, disease or trauma. As much as we like to think about the body and mind living separate existences, the mental is not separable from the physical. 

Raymond Tallis, former professor of geriatric medicine at Manchester University and author

Yes, of course, everything about us, from the simplest sensation to the most elaborately constructed sense of self, requires a brain in some kind of working order. Remove your brain and bang goes your IQ. It does not follow that our brains are pretty well the whole story of us, nor that the best way to understand ourselves is to stare at “the neural substrate of which we are composed”.

This is because we are not stand-alone brains. We are part of community of minds, a human world, that is remote in many respects from what can be observed in brains. ….Trying to understand the community of minds in which we participate by imaging neural tissue is like trying to hear the whispering of woods by applying a stethoscope to an acorn.

* Taste Buds Data Visualizations Information is Beautiful

* Spinning Girl Illusion

* Monster Brains Jordu Schell / Schell Sculpture Studios



8. Marihuana: Smoke and Mirrors

May-04-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: It’s the week when, at the White House dinner, Jimmie Kimmel put it to the POTUS: “Pot smokers vote too. Sometimes a week after the election, but they vote.” We open with a clear Forbes article about why decriminalization is an idea that’s way overdue. A fine infographic sums up the arguments below. In Focus hounoured 4/20 with a set of entertaining photos of the killer weed. A utterly bizarre… there really are no words extreme enough… 1980’s anti-dope ad will make you question whether you’re stoned. (If you are stoned, your head will probably explode. Cave fumigant!) And a modern ad warns about the perils of medical marihuana as a gateway drug.

* Let’s Be Blunt: It’s Time to End the Drug War   Forbes

April 20 is the counter-culture “holiday” on which lots and lots of people come together to advocate marijuana legalization (or just get high). Should drugs—especially marijuana—be legal? The answer is “yes.” Immediately. Without hesitation. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200 seized in a civil asset forfeiture. The war on drugs has been a dismal failure. It’s high time to end prohibition. Even if you aren’t willing to go whole-hog and legalize all drugs, at the very least we should legalize marijuana.

For the sake of the argument, let’s go ahead and assume that everything you’ve heard about the dangers of drugs is completely true. That probably means that using drugs is a terrible idea. It doesn’t mean, however, that the drug war is a good idea.

Prohibition is a textbook example of a policy with negative unintended consequences….The demand curve for drugs is extremely inelastic, meaning that people don’t change their drug consumption very much in response to changes in prices. Therefore, vigorous enforcement means higher prices and higher revenues for drug dealers. 

The more effective prohibition is at raising costs, the greater are drug industry revenues. So, more effective prohibition means that drug sellers have more money to buy guns, pay bribes, fund the dealers, and even research and develop new technologies in drug delivery (like crack cocaine). It’s hard to beat an enemy that gets stronger the more you strike against him or her.

People associate the drug trade with crime and violence; indeed, the newspapers occasionally feature stories about drug kingpins doing horrifying things to underlings and competitors. These aren’t caused by the drugs themselves but from the fact that they are illegal (which means the market is underground) and addictive (which means demanders aren’t very price sensitive).

…Freedom of contract has been abridged in the name of keeping us “safe” from drugs. Private property is less secure because it can be seized if it is implicated in a drug crime (this also flushes the doctrine of “innocent until proven guilty” out the window). The drug war has been used as a pretext for clamping down on immigration. Not surprisingly, the drug war has turned some of our neighborhoods into war zones. We are warehousing productive young people in prisons at an alarming rate all in the name of a war that cannot be won.

Albert Einstein is reported to have said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. By this definition, the drug war is insane. We are no safer, and we are certainly less free because of concerted efforts to wage war on drugs. It’s time to stop the insanity and end prohibition.

* Going Green Online Paralegal Programs Infographic of arguments for legalization

* Marijuana In Focus – The Atlantic

* Anti-Marijuana TV spot from the 1980s  Boing Boing [Warning: Scary Stuff!]

* Medical Marijuana – Gateway Drug!  Tom The Dancing Bug Boing Boing



9. “Say What?” Images

May-04-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: We offer a set of images that will amaze, and hopefully delight, you. All of these have in common is that you can’t quite believe what you’re seeing, at first. Enjoy.

* Gravity-Defying Land Art Cornelia Konrads (Thanks, Gabe!)

* Cucumbers Encumber Man   Boing Boing

* The Happy Rizzi House ~ Kuriositas

* Austrian Alpacas Show Shear Delight The Guardian

* Aye Eyes



6. Names

Apr-27-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: Three light looks at names: the real names behind fictional characters, the real people behind liquor’s names, and a way to determine which cage you inhabit in the quantum zoo. I never fully understood subatomic particles before I read this chart. (I still don’t, mind you, but it was fun following through it.)

* 22 Fictional Characters Whose Names You Don’t Know – Mental Floss

What are the real names of Cap’n Crunch, Peppermint Patty, The Wizard of Oz, Mr. Clean, Uncle Moneybags (Monopoly) etc….

* A Handy Flowchart To Figure Out What Atomic Particle You Are. Discover Magazine

* The Men Behind Your Favorite Liquors – Mental Floss

It’s hard to walk down the aisle of a liquor store without running across a bottle bearing someone’s name. We put them in our cocktails, but how well do we know them? Here’s some biographical detail on the men behind Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniel, Jim Beam….



7. CyberZen

Apr-27-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: Three meditative sites. Calm offers you natural views/sounds of the world (with or without music and guided meditation. Recommendation: without.) Infinite Painting gives you a canvas and an always changing paintbrush and palette, which turns out to be surprisingly involving. (Two hints: clicking makes the brush larger, and screen capture is the only way I found to save the results.) Enjoy.

* Calm (takes a few seconds to load)

* Infinite Painting

* No Link



April 20th, 2012 :: Year 9, Issue 15

Apr-20-2012 | Comments (0)

1. Followups

Bird’s Eye: Using some of last week’s pieces, I put together a perspective on what I see happening with Israel. Fell free to disagree, of course. The Guardian looks at Israel’s building a security fence, regular correspondent (sometime reader) Linda alerted me to “Thrive” a movie about conspiracies controlling your life (or not). And a great Titanic line that demanded inclusion rounds it all off.

* Losing the Struggle Peter Marmorek

Uri Avnery says that G_d asked Israel when it was born in 1947 what it wanted to be, and Israel answered that it wanted to be Jewish, democratic, and stretch from sea to sea (Mediterranean to Jordan). G_d thought about this, and said that Israel could have any two of those, but not all three. There was a time, maybe up until recently, when Israel could have settled for democratic and Jewish, and taken the ‘67 borders, and allowed Palestine to be a separate country. But that time has passed. Now the Jewish settlers own so much land in Palestine and use so much of the water in Palestine that it is no longer possible to create any real Palestinian state. “Real” means a contiguous state with enough power to satisfy the Palestinian people. Nor is it possible to pull the settlers out of Palestine, as the power in the Israeli parliament depends on rightwing support. But leaving the settlers there without Israeli protection is also impossible, politically. So Israel will stretch from sea to sea, and now must choose between democratic or Jewish.

…There are reasons why this has happened, both because of Israeli and Palestinian intransigence, and because of unwillingness to settle for less than they wanted on both sides. And at this point the reasons why we have gotten to this point don’t matter. In the realistic world of politics there are only two questions that matter: where are we now, and where do we go from here. So, where are we?

* Israel Extends New Border Fence But Critics Say It Is A Sign Of Weakness  Harriet Sherwood The Guardian

It cuts a steel swath through the stark wilderness where Israel and Egypt meet, glinting in the desert sun as it snakes across barren hills and sandy plateaus. Wielding blowtorches at the base of the five-metre-high (16ft) barrier are some of the very men the border fence is in part designed to keep out: illegal immigrants from sub-Saharan Africa, now working as cheap construction labour for Israeli contractors.

Israel’s newest frontier fence is being erected at high speed along the 150-mile boundary between the Sinai and Negev deserts. Its construction, due to be completed by the end of this year, was accelerated after last summer’s cross-border attack in which eight Israelis were killed, and amid rising alarm about the number of refugees crossing into the Jewish state.

Once it is finished, Israel will be almost completely enclosed by steel, barbed wire and concrete, leaving only the southern border with Jordan between the Dead and Red Seas without a physical barrier. That, too, may be fenced in the future.

* “Thrive” Debunked (Thanks, Linda)

Thrive promotes conspiracy theories that are based on an imaginary division between “us” and “them.”  “We” are many and well-meaning but victimized; while “they” are a tiny, greedy and immensely powerful few who are masterfully organized, who are purposefully causing massive disasters in order to cull the population, and who will do absolutely anything in their quest to achieve total world domination.  I think the allure of this way of thinking is that it distracts and absolves us from the troubling truth that the real source of the problem is in all of us, and in the economic systems we have collectively produced.  As Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn wrote, “The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either, but right through every heart”

* Titanic Cleverness (via Reddit)

I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so that when I plug it in, iTunes tells me “The Titanic is syncing.” That is all.



6. No One Beats the Reaper

Apr-20-2012 | Comments (2)

Bird’s Eye: Levon Helm died yesterday, Earl Scruggs a few weeks ago, and Peter Bergman last month. Our world is diminished without them, but these recordings help us remember and share why they mattered.

* Peter Bergman, The Firesign Theatre- “Beat The Reaper”  

* Levon Helm, Ramble At The Ryman “Ophelia”

On September 17, 2008, the legendary Levon Helm took his beloved Midnight Ramble on the road to one of America’s treasured venues, Nashville’s historic Ryman Auditorium.  Accompanied by such luminaries as Buddy Miller, John Hiatt, Sheryl Crow, George Receli, Sam Bush and Billy Bob Thornton, the Levon Helm Band created an unforgettable night of stage magic.

*Flatt and Scruggs & Foggy Mountain Boys “Foggy Mountain Breakdown”



8. The Funnies

Apr-20-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: When the Onion is on, it’s brilliant. This week’s piece is a great short sci-fi story with a sharp political satiric edge. The existentialism via Henri, a Jon Stewart (remember: you can access the link from anywhere with Tunnelbear!) and some surprisingly good practical jokes, if you are that way inclined.

* Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself  The Onion

Seeking to dispel accusations of flip-flopping, Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of himself who believed in universal health care and gay rights.

* Henri the French Cat Articulates the Pain of Existence (Thanks, Bonnie!)

* The Battle for the War on WomenThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart 

The “war on women” faces backlash as Fox News suggests elevating this political fight to the level of war diminishes the seriousness with which real conflicts are engaged.

* 10 Delightful Practical Jokes  Boing Boing

Mostly harmless



9. People Meeting Animals

Apr-20-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: Sometimes chance meetings with our fellow fauna are challenging. Sometimes they’re rewarding to both sides. We’ll let you classify which is which. All three are short (under two minute) videos.

* Another reason not to text while walking: 300-pound bear roaming streets of LA 

* The Presurfer: Man vs. Canada Goose

* Dolphin Rescue – YouTube




6. The Paranoid World of Conspiracy Buffs

Apr-13-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: A friend referred me to David Icke last week, who believes in a number of conspiracies, including that both Queen Elizabeth and Kris Kristofferson are part of a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood which controls humanity. I confess that I had not know this previously. Here are some other looks at conspiracies; as the late great Peter Bergman said, “There’s a seeker born every minute.”

* A Redditor Summarizes Pretty Much Every Conspiracy Theory Ever Reddit

The basic premise is that the conspiracy theories put forth on r/conspiracy fall into several (often overlapping) categories:

1) Self-contradictory claims about Global Organizations:

The government is, in many cases, simultaneously run by complete idiots who allow information about their grand conspiracies to leak, and masterminds capable of and working to enslave us all. They’re smart enough to fool everyone…except a bunch of conspiracy theorists reading infowars.com. And no one, not a single person there, realizes how ridiculous this assertion is. Similarly, half the people think the Illuminati wants to create a hyper-Capitalist state where the poor are wage-slaves, while the other half think they’re trying to make a One-World Collectivist government. Which you believe generally depends not on what evidence you’ve heard, but whether you’re a Hyper-Libertarian afraid of Dictator Obama, or a Utopian-Socialist afraid of Wall Street; these two groups are extremely overrepresented among the conspiracy theorist community, simply because the community is an extremism magnet – it tends to filter out the moderates, because many of the viewpoints being espoused are, honestly, very extreme. Many other theories hinge on similar self-contradictory premises.

* Who Runs The World? Information is Beautiful

* Europe’s Racists Are Not Discerning Anne Karpf The Guardian

The most rabidly Islamophobic European philozionist is Heinz-Christian Strache, head of the Austrian Freedom party, who compared foreigners to harmful insects and consorts with neo-Nazis. And yet where do we find Strache in December 2010? In Jerusalem alongside Dewinter, supporting Israel’s right to defend itself.

In Scandinavia the anti-immigrant Danish People’s party is a vocal supporter of Israel. And Siv Jensen, leader of the Norwegian Progress party and staunch supporter of Israel, has warned of the stealthy Islamicisation of Norway.

In Britain EDL leader Tommy Robinson, in his first public speech, sported a star of David. At anti-immigrant rallies, EDL banners read: “There is no place for Fascist Islamic Jew Haters in England”.

So has the Jew, that fabled rootless cosmopolitan, now suddenly become the embodiment of European culture, the “us” against which the Muslim can be cast as “them”? It’s not so simple. For a start, “traditional” antisemitism hasn’t exactly evaporated. Look at Hungary, whose ultra-nationalist Jobbik party is unapologetically Holocaust-denying, or Lithuania, where revisionist MPs claim that the Jews were as responsible as the Nazis for the second world war.

What’s more, the “philosemite”, who professes to love Jews and attributes superior intelligence and culture to them, is often (though not always) another incarnation of the antisemite, who projects negative qualities on to them: both see “the Jew” as a unified racial category. Beneath the admiring surface, philozionism isn’t really an appreciation of Jewish culture but rather the opportunistic endorsement of Israeli nationalism and power.



7. Powerful Infographics

Apr-13-2012 | Comments (0)

Bird’s Eye: If it’s an infographic, you’d think it shouldn’t need to be explained, but Zombie Survival Map does gain from anticipation. You open it, enter your postal (Zip) code, and it tells you the closest outdoor stores, gun stores, gas stations, cemeteries, secure buildings, pharmacies… everything you’ll need. Don’t come crying to Tikkunista if you ignore this link and your brains get ripped out by the hordes of the undead because you were’t paying attention and didn’t have it at hand in your desperate hour of greatest peril. The Snake Oil interactive infographic tries to cover too much, but is a lovely format. Tikkunista does not defend all positions in it.

* US Incarceration by Year Wikipedia

* Size of Lakes and Oceans xkcd (click and scroll horizontally)

* Zombie Survival Map Map of the Dead

* Snake Oil? The Scientific Evidence For Health Supplements Information is beautiful



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