6. Unhealthy Foods

Jun-25-2010 | Comments Off

Bird’s-Eye: Of course not all dangers are unreal. We start by exploring foods that are unhealthy for those who consume them. But some foods are unhealthy for those who are them, as a look at logos of suicidal animals serving themselves up as dinner makes clear. And some foods can be unhealthy for those who imagine them, as Think Geek learned when they offer canned unicorn meat (on April Fool’s Day, no less.) But after unicorns, how could we end but with a healthy rainbow of carrots?

* 20 Most Harmful Drinks in America New World Order Report

Worst Beverage in America Cold Stone PB&C (Gotta Have It size, 24 fl oz)

2,010 calories, 131 g fat (68 g saturated), 153 g sugars Sugar Equivalent: 30 Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies

* Kfc’s Double Down: Bacon And Cheese Sandwiched Between Two Pieces Of Fried Chicken boingboing

* 11 Foods That Feature Cartoon Animals Killing Themselves11Points.com

… My favorite part of this is the uneasy look on the squid’s face. Like he’s conflicted about serving you his deep-fried children because he realizes that if you like it, he’s next. But at the same time, he prides himself on being a good host.

* Our Best-Ever Cease And Desist Think Geek

Recently we got the best-ever cease and desist letter…. What makes this cease and desist so very, very special is that it’s for a fake product we launched for April Fool’s day. Here’s the ad…

Pâté is passé. Unicorn – the new white meat.

Excellent source of sparkles!

Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.

Editor’s Note: … now just try and guess who send the 12 page  “cease and desist” letter before you click.

* Carrot RainbowBoing Boing







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